treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me
no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry
*4-second-long fart noise*
Nancy of the Year.
take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass
Spear of Longinus
- 3.3 meters long (10.8 feet)
- “It took a Japanese swordsmith with 40 years experience 6 months and the equivalent of 20 swords’ worth of steel to craft the weapon.”